fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon
"Curing AIDS? Shit, that’s like Cadillac making a car that lasts for 50 years. And you know they can do it, but they ain’t going to do nothing that fucking dumb. Shit, they got metal on the Space Shuttle that can go around the Moon and withstand temperatures of up to 20,000 degrees, you mean to tell me you don’t think they can make an El Dorado with a fuckin’ bumper that don’t fall off?"
- Chris Rock (“Bigger and Blacker”, 1999)
One of my many “go to” meals for my family. Easy to make from scratch and it serves quickly particularly if you make the meat in advance. I usually buy two to three pounds of ground meat and then cook up half for spaghetti and the other half for tacos.
I make my own taco seasoning which means I can have it as spicy or mild as I like.
This one goes as follows:
- 1 pound ground beef
- 1 TBSP Smoked Paprika
- 1 TBSP Chili Powder
- 1 TSP salt,
- 1 TSP Pepper
- 1 TSP Cumin
- 1 TSP Garlic Powder
I then add 1/2 cup of water to the half cooked meat when I add in the seasoning.
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